BAY AREA, Calif. - TelAve -- Afraid of Robots and AI takin' over everything?

Treat yourself (and your robot) to poem called "Ain't no robot writin' this stuff."

The poem is by Robert Barrows, President of an advertising agency called R.M. Barrows Advertising & Public Relations.

The poem could also be made into some great potential song lyrics. Here is the poem:

"Ain't No Robot Writin' This Stuff"
Copyright Robert Barrows, 2026

Ain't no robot writin' this stuff
Ain't no robot writin' dis

Ain't no robot gonna do my job
Ain't no robot gonna do my thinkin'
Ain't no robot gonna take my place

Ain't no robot gonna do my talkin'
Ain't no robot gonna do my walkin'

Ain't no robot gonna be kissin' with me
Ain't no robot gonna be sleepin' with me

Ain't no robot gonna be my friend
Ain't no robot gonna do my dreamin'
Ain't no robot gonna do my screamin'
Ain't no robot gonna do my swingin'

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Ain't no robot singin' my songs
Ain't no robot rightin' my wrongs

Ain't no robot gonna be takin' my heart
And Ain't no robot gonna be breakin' my heart

And Ain't no robot preaching like a God, yet…

So all I want is to gonna be free from all the AI and the Robot Economy…

BUT, LOOKING AHEAD TO THE FUTURE…
and thinking about how robots might really be able to help us a lot with all kinds of things in our health and in our daily lives…
Robots could indeed become a big part of our future,
and we could also become very dependent on robots.

SO…even though robots may not be part of your life, yet…
The "yet," could come even sooner than you think…

SO…

While Ain't no robot helpin' me talk, yet
And Ain't no robot helpin' me walk yet
And Ain't no robot helpin' me bathe, yet
And Ain't no robot drivin' my car, yet
And Ain't no robot doin' my shopping yet
And Ain't no robot doin' my mopping, yet
And Ain't no robot doin' my cleaning yet
And Ain't no robot tyin' my shoes, yet

YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU MAY NEED THE HELP OF YES...A ROBOT...

Robots could start walkin' your dog, soon
Robots could start payin' your bills, soon

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Robot could start payin' your rent, soon
And Robots could even become part of your will, soon!

AND THE 'YET' AND THE "SOON"…MAY COME VERY SOON AND A LOT SOONER THAN YOU THINK FOR ANY ONE OF US…

So be sure to be nice to your robot…
Give it some spending cash
Give it a room of its own
Give it some things to play with
and be sure to give your robot(s) lots of love!

People (and robots) can see some more of my poetry in three books I wrote called "Crazy Robert's Poems and Potential Song Lyrics," "Crazy Robert's More Great Poems and Potential Song Lyrics" and "Crazy Robert's Third Great Book of Poems and Potential Song Lyrics."

You can download the books for a dollar each on Amazon.

Also, along similar lines, I have also included a painting I did called "Ain't No Robot Painted This."
You can see some more of my art at www.barrows.com/gallery.html

For more information, call Robert Barrows at R.M. Barrows, Inc. Advertising and Public Relations at 650-344-4405, www.barrows.com