SAN MATEO, Calif. - TelAve -- Looking for some funny jokes you can tell without getting shunned? Check out a book called "Crazy Robert's Joke Book."

You can see a FREE SAMPLE and download it for a dollar on Amazon.

(The author, "Crazy Robert," is Robert M. Barrows, President of an advertising agency called R.M. Barrows Advertising and Public Relations in San Mateo, California.)

And, when Barrows is not writing jokes or doing Advertising and PR, Barrows also does some painting and sculpture. You can see some of his art at www.barrows.com/gallery.html

Plus, Barrows also writes a lot of poetry and potential song lyrics that you can see in several other books he wrote called:

1) "Crazy Robert's Poems and Potential Song Lyrics"
2) "Crazy Robert's More Great Poems and Potential Song Lyrics"
3) "Crazy Robert's Third Great Book of Poems Potential Song Lyrics"

4) Plus, to make it easy for people in the music business to see the poems that could be turned into some great potential song lyrics, Barrows compiled those poems into a book called "Crazy Robert's Great Potential Song Lyrics Destined to Become Big Hits."

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5) And, Barrows also compiled some of his medical and health related poems into a book called "Crazy Roberts Medical and Health-Related Poems and Potential Song Lyrics."

You can also download the poetry books for a dollar each on Amazon.

SO, FOR SOME JOKES for Tell an Old Joke Day:

I) I was walking down an aisle in a drug store and a clerk asked me if I was looking for something special?
I said…"Enlightenment"
He told me, "That's in the prescription department."

II) At a drive-through yogurt place…the server asked me…
Would you like a lid with that?
"No, just half a lid."

III) I saw a request by a news reporter asking,
"What is a decision matrix?"
I told him it's a woman he'll never forget.

IV) Here's a classic Hollywood license plate:
DCUWCY...Don't call us, we'll call you.

V) When Santa asked my if I've been naughty or nice, I asked him
"If I plead the 5th, do I still get a gift?"

And…there's a lot more great jokes in "Crazy Robert's Joke Book."

(And most of the jokes are clean enough to even say on radio and TV.)

For more information (and for more great laughs), call Robert Barrows at R.M. Barrows, Inc. Advertising & Public Relations at 1-650-344-4405, www.barrows.com